Monday, February 2, 2015

Mornings with My Children

My eyes open to a face three inches from mine.

5:45am - I need a show.

Go back to bed.

5:52am - I want a mint waffle.

Can we discuss this in an hour?

6am - I need a show.

Fine... Chuggington and waffles, enjoy. I am going back to bed. Must. Get. Sleep.

6:03am - I don't want Chuggington. Is there a new Blaze?

Done. Please let me sleep.

6:07am - I need another waffle.

Okay, here it is. Please let me sleep.

6:15am - I have to go potty.

Then go.

6:20am - There's a Mustang outside!!

6:27am - I need water.

It's on the table.

6:35am - Hayden is awake.

Yes, as is the entire neighborhood. Your lovely siren noises are much appreciated.

6:36am - I don't like Blaze. I want Bubble Guppies.

6:39am - I need hot toast.

6:42am - Not THIS Bubble Guppies.

6:48am - Cole took MY blanket!

6:53am - I need more hot toast.

7am - I can't find Big Baby.

7:04am - I need water.

7:08am - Can we go to the playground?

Going on two weeks of this nonsense...

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