Good Thing They're Cute

Hayden: Did you hear my bum?
Me: No...
Hayden: It was saying hi to my jeans!

Hayden (waving a wand): Bow when you speak to me!!

Cole had a rough morning - Woke up early and was a mess.
Hayden: Goodness gracious, he's driving you crazy!

Hayden: Thank you, Bubby! You're a nice man.

Hayden: Why you only have handsome shirts and not beautiful shirts?
Me: I thought I did...

Cole: You're not my best friend anymore.
Hayden: YES. I. AM!!!!!!!!

Cole and Hayden often have competitions on who looks prettier or more handsome. It went on for awhile...
Tom: Okay, enough. Mommy is the prettiest!
Hayden: No she isn't!!

Tommy and Jen were over and Jen said she was going to change Owen's diaper. Few minutes later...
Cole (whispering): Owen really didn't need a new diaper. She thought it was him, but it was me!

Baby

Cole: How will we know if baby is a girl or boy?
Me: We will be able to tell by its private parts...
Cole: The baby will come out naked?! She doesn't have clothes on?!

I was laying on the couch (in shorts) when Cole came over and kind of lifted/flopped my thighs...
Cole: Wow, your legs are getting too big!

Hayden: Why doesn't your pants fit anymore?

Cole: I know some good names for our baby - Davin, Ivan and Raymond.
Hayden: Yeah, and Gooey Geyser!
Me: Ummm, great.  We'll be sure to put those on the list.

Pismo Beach Trip

Five minutes after we told her to take a nap and trip would go faster...
Hayden: Can you say Hayden wake up we are here?

Cole: This isn't our house. We are going to run out of toilet paper.