Deep Thoughts by C & H

Hayden:
Lady and the Trampoline, spaguitos (mosquitoes), cabiners (cabinets), cudding (pudding)

Hayden: BUD!! Just give me a second!
(Wonder where she got that from...)

Hayden: Wow, Bubby. That is impressive.

Driving to errands:
Cole: I am going to do something REAL cool. I am going to count to 100,000.
Me: That's going to take a long time...
Cole: Nope. I will do it quick. One, Two .........................Three Hundred Twenty Seven... My voice is tired.
Me: eyes glazing over Wow. Yeah, REAL cool.

Discussing 'Stranger Danger.'
Me: You don't go if they offer you a ride in a Mustang...
Cole: That would be so fun.
Me: You don't go if they offer you candy...
Cole: That might be nice.
Me: Run away...
Cole: That would be rude.
Me: slapping forehead

Target cashier has purple hair:
Cole: Look, Hayden! It's your favorite color. Maybe she did it for you!

Me: Want to wear your Blackhawks shirt or is it too small?
Cole: I think if I put it on I will look like Winnie the Pooh.

Hayden: It looks like you have another baby in your tummy.
Me: Awesome, thanks.

Hayden: Our new baby's name is Somethin'

Me: Hayden, we don't hit.
Hayden: I was burping him.

Tom: Come on, Molasses!
Hayden: Don't call me Molasses, TOM.

Hayden: If the police got me I would put a doughnut on his face and he'd eat it. Then I'd skip away.

Tom: You are a piece of work!
Hayden: Babe, don't talk to me like that.

Grandma: You can have your gummies once we get to the mall.
Hayden: Why don't we just pretend our house is the mall and I can have them now.
(Yes, we're in trouble with this one...)

Walking around Vons:
Me: Donde esta?!
Hayden: You're speaking Dora.

Hayden: Tiger is spelled A-O-G-I. Hayden.

Sutton filled her diaper pretty loudly:
Hayden: WHOA! You okay?!

Driving to Pacific Beach:
Me: Cheeto doesn't want to hear you two fighting!
Cole: Cheeto is a cat. He doesn't speak children.

Cole: Sutton stopped crying because I told her I liked her shirt.

Hayden: Avery and Owen don't camp because they don't like marshmallows.

Souplantation:
Cole: They sure made a good batch of noodles today.
(All he eats is the cold, plain ones in salad bar)

Picking her nose:
Hayden: I think I am digging for gold. Found another gold!

Camping:
Hayden: What's that eagle screaming about?!
Me: That would be a crow...
Hayden: No, it's an eagle.

Hayden and Tom were battling about bedtime. Hayden got really upset and screamed she was going to put tomatoes in our house (knowing it's the one food Tom won't eat!).

Talking with Grandma about trees:
Grandma: My favorite part about trees is fruit. I also love the changing colors, the flowers...
Hayden: My daddy's favorite thing is beer!

Cole: I love our baby... I didn't know she'd be so cute!

Stepping on scale:
Hayden: Can I see how tall I am? I am 80 miles!